Phineas Academy

Phineas Academy

Hi...Welcome to my web page, I call it "Phineas Academy".

Here you can get great info on stuff about the circus, great places to visit, and of course, tips to stay healthy....have fun!

We need your support! We are selling handmade juggling balls and ALL, yes ALL of the money made goes to support Red Nose Response . Their mission is to serve and support all people by bringing smiles, joy, love and laughter to those who have been impacted by a catastrophe. To provide guidelines and train volunteers to work effectively with other humanitarian organizations while administering a unique form of comic relief.

Watch here to find out where we will be selling them near you! (sorry we can't ship them)

Also check out Matthew Lish on the Today Show's "Al's Book Club for Kids" web page

I can make that....

Phineas Academy

The Web Show

Starring Matthew Lish a.k.a. Phineas the Clown

click this link to see previous web shows

Phineas Academy The Web Show Episode 8


E-mail us your comments about the Webshow Phineas@drmolarmagic.com


REALLY COOL PLACES TO GO

1.The Crayola Factory Find out more

A place full of fun and every color of the rainbow!

2.The Long Island Children's Museum Find out more

A fun filled place full of fun, bubbles, & everything fun you can imagine.

3.Medival Times Find out more

Go back in time and enjoy dinner & a fantastic show!

4.Hershey PA Find out more

This whole place smells like.....chocolate!

5.M&M's World Find out more

At this place there is evrything you can imagine covered with M&M's!

6.Museum of Natural History Find out more

Find out about the past in this fun filled huge place!

7.The Bronx Zoo Find out more

Here there are all of the animals you can imagine!

8.The Empire State Building Find out more

You can get a great view of New York City from here!

9.The South Street Seaport Find out more

You get a nice look at boats and is a great place to shop and eat!

10.Jones Beach Find out more

What a great beach to spend the day at!

11.The Museum of Moving Image Find out more

Find out about the stuff you don't see on the big screen.

12.The Big Apple Circus(A Phineas FAVORITE!) Find out more

What a great, fun filled circus!

13.Central Park Find out more

A great park any day!

14.The Statue of Liberty Find out more

What a great view of the island of Manhatan!

15.Times Square Find out more

All of the stores and lights make this a great place!

CIRCUS INFO


Click on the name of the circus to find out more about it!

The Big Apple Circus

Ringling Bros.

The Cole Bros.


Make a Fruity Healthy Ice Cream Circus Snack

To start, take about a handfull of green grapes and place them on a paper plate. Take a toothpick and place it into the bottom of the grape. Continue doing this step until you place a toothpick in evey grape. Then place them in the frezzer for about 2 hours. Then take them out and enjoy! They taste like ice cream!!!

Click here to find out some circus history!


Click here to visit the Dr. Molar Magic Foundation website!


CIRCUS POEMS
Carrying jokes, balloons, and magical tricks

Laugh is what they make us do

O-mazingly big shoes

What would we do without them

Nice outfits

Super funny


Music

To listen to one of Phineas' favorite music, click play.

Then to get back to Phineas Academy, click the back button.


PLAY


Games

Try to unscramble these words.

SRICUC

OWNCL

GLEGUJ

SBROACTA

CPORNOP

Jokes of the Month

Every month Phineas Academy will feature 5 jokes. So check in every month to find some funny jokes!!!

A guy walks into a bar,

OUCH!

Why did Santa need new underwear?

Because his had ho ho holes!

What is the difference between a brick and the school's meatloaf?

Not much!

What do you give a 9000 pound gorilla for its birthday?

I don't know but you better hope that he likes it!

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says give me a chap stick and put it on my bill!


Tips to Stay Healthy

1.Eat fruit and vegatables.

2.When you have protein your bones get stronger. Milk is a good source of protein.

3.Don't eat to much fast food.

4.Always exercise.

5.Don't eat to much junk food.

6.Brush your teeth once in the morning and once in the evening to prevent getting cavities.

For more information go to the Heathy Teeth page.


Copyright 1998-2009Bruce J. Lish