Phineas Academy
Hi...Welcome to my web page, I call it "Phineas Academy".
Here you can get great info on stuff about the circus, great places to visit, and of course, tips to stay healthy....have fun!


We need your support! We are selling handmade juggling balls and ALL, yes ALL of the money made goes to support Red Nose Response . Their mission is to serve and support all people by bringing smiles, joy, love and laughter to those who have been impacted by a catastrophe. To provide guidelines and train volunteers to work effectively with other humanitarian organizations while administering a unique form of comic relief.
Watch to find out where we will be selling them near you! (sorry we can't ship them)

Also check out Matthew Lish on the Today Show's "Al's Book Club for Kids" web page


The Web Show

Starring Matthew Lish a.k.a. Phineas the Clown
click this link to see previous web shows
Phineas Academy The Web Show Episode 8

E-mail us your comments about the Webshow Phineas@drmolarmagic.com

1.The Crayola Factory Find out more
A place full of fun and every color of the rainbow!
2.The Long Island Children's Museum Find out more
A fun filled place full of fun, bubbles, & everything fun you can imagine.
3.Medival Times Find out more
Go back in time and enjoy dinner & a fantastic show!
4.Hershey PA Find out more
This whole place smells like.....chocolate!
5.M&M's World Find out more
At this place there is evrything you can imagine covered with M&M's!
6.Museum of Natural History Find out more
Find out about the past in this fun filled huge place!
7.The Bronx Zoo Find out more
Here there are all of the animals you can imagine!
8.The Empire State Building Find out more
You can get a great view of New York City from here!
9.The South Street Seaport Find out more
You get a nice look at boats and is a great place to shop and eat!
10.Jones Beach Find out more
What a great beach to spend the day at!
11.The Museum of Moving Image Find out more
Find out about the stuff you don't see on the big screen.
12.The Big Apple Circus(A Phineas FAVORITE!) Find out more
What a great, fun filled circus!
13.Central Park Find out more
A great park any day!
14.The Statue of Liberty Find out more
What a great view of the island of Manhatan!
15.Times Square Find out more All of the stores and lights make this a great place!

Click on the name of the circus to find out more about it!
To start, take about a handfull of green grapes and place them on a paper plate. Take a toothpick and place it into the bottom of the grape. Continue doing this step until you place a toothpick in evey grape. Then place them in the frezzer for about 2 hours. Then take them out and enjoy! They taste like ice cream!!!



Click here to visit the Dr. Molar Magic Foundation website!
CIRCUS POEMS
Carrying jokes, balloons, and magical tricks
Laugh is what they make us do
O-mazingly big shoes
What would we do without them
Nice outfits
Super funny


Music
To listen to one of Phineas' favorite music, click play.
Then to get back to Phineas Academy, click the back button.

Games
Try to unscramble these words.
SRICUC OWNCL GLEGUJ SBROACTA CPORNOP

Jokes of the Month
Every month Phineas Academy will feature 5 jokes. So check in every month to find some funny jokes!!!
A guy walks into a bar,
OUCH!

Because his had ho ho holes!

Not much!

I don't know but you better hope that he likes it!


Tips to Stay Healthy
1.Eat fruit and vegatables.
2.When you have protein your bones get stronger. Milk is a good source of protein.
3.Don't eat to much fast food.
4.Always exercise.
5.Don't eat to much junk food.
6.Brush your teeth once in the morning and once in the evening to prevent getting cavities.
For more information go to the Heathy Teeth page.




Copyright 1998-2009Bruce J. Lish
